Scattered Thoughts, Random Musings

Father : Why is your face covered with food? Son : I was doing what mommy told me to do. Father :  And what did she tell you to do? Son : To shut my mouth and eat my food. This so sounds like something Mikey, Mia and Nate's adorable 4-year old from Because This Is Forever , would say, lol.

Happy Monday all! I know. It's Monday. And not so happy. But it can't be escaped so here's a joke to kickoff the week. Enjoy! --- Max and Brian were at a bar celebrating Brian's recent promotion. They'd had quite a few drinks, and Max began to insult Brian. He yelled, "Brian, I slept with your mother!" The room fell silent, and everyone stared at them. Again, Max shouted at Brian, "I slept with your mother!" Brian rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, I know. Let's get you home, Dad. You're drunk."

Lewis told his five-year-old daughter, Stella, to say her prayers before she went to sleep. She said, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. And goodbye, Grandpa." Before he could ask her why she said goodbye to her grandfather, Stella was asleep. The next day, Grandpa died. That night as Stella dozed off, Lewis heard her say, "God bless Mommy and Daddy. And goodbye, Grandma." The next day, Grandma died. That night as she drifted off, he heard Stella say, "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy." The next day at work, Lewis was such a nervous wreck that he didn't get out of his chair until midnight. When he got home, he told his wife, "I'm fine now, but I just had the worst day of my life!" She said, "Me too! In the middle of my lesson, my tennis instructor dropped dead!"